The thin line between Win and Fail.,
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Wednesday, February 10, 2010 @ 8:40 AM
 THE HERMIONE PENIS-SIZE INDICATOR CHART. (It's alright, we don't have to publish the results.) |
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@ 8:25 AM
It's been weeks...
It's been long... Alright let's cut the bullshit and get to the chase. I'm finally posting back here because I have something to post. Now, I shall demonstrate why MS paint is such a nice program, if used with that little bit of wit and bastard-ness in that mind of yours.    |
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4chan
Monday, January 18, 2010 @ 9:39 AM
Do not ever visit the website 4chan.org if you're easily offended or if you have something against an unusual sense of humour.
 *Click if you can't see the words clearly* |
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@ 9:32 AM
▄ █ ▄ █ ▄Pants on the ground▄ █ ▄ █ ▄
Bitch. YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!  |
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The last air blenders.
Sunday, January 10, 2010 @ 10:57 AM
Before you read this... head to Zafir's blog to get an intro. Look to the left for his link.
There once was a blender called Blend. But he was different from other blenders. He was better, faster, stronger. Genetically superior. Now as you may know, in this particular universe, blenders can talk, interact and move around, much like a living being. Blend, he had 2 friends. One was called Mix, and the other, Crush. The three stood out from the rest, they were extraordinary. They were the blenders of the future, capable of feats no other blender could achieve. The threesome were unaware of their release date, and they blending weren't the only things on their mind. They felt they were destined for something... bigger. Something no blender has ever done before. A season before their planned release, they snuck out of their cardboard box, and to freedom... Other blenders stared in awe as Blend took the lead, strolling off into the beyond. It was all dark in the warehouse, save for the silver moonlight spilling in through the windows. Their last hurdle seperating them from the open world was a window... a window left ajar. Crush, possessing the strongest blades, whirled his blades as quick as he could. A deafening "WWWOOOORRRRLL" echoed in the warehouse. In the midst of the noise and chaos, Crush's body lifted from the ground... Blend, who was looking on all the while, had found a way out. |
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@ 10:47 AM
Today was another day where I slogged in the kitchen. Looking outside into the air-conned dining area makes me want to go out and get some too.
And I expanded Ah Xiong's English vocab! He rarely speaks english as he came from Malaysia, and schools there taught either with Mandarin or Malay. He's really fluent with cantonese too. So I taught him two words today, and they were "exactly" and "leftovers". He's a very quick learner too! Now here's the time you may ask: Why's he wanting to learn english only now? Well because according to him, he wants to use english to attract babes, as his boyish good looks weren't nearly enough. He's just turning 21, and he was asking me to introduce some girls from my school. I have a candidate but I'm not sure if I should tell him the name... |
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OH hai there.
@ 10:33 AM
Oh Hai!
I'm back from a massive break. Too lazy and tired to blog for these few weeks. Thanks to work. But then again, work ain't so bad. I get to cook, crack jokes, look at girlz and shit. Only drawbacks are the manager and lack of aircon. Oh and also the injury rate. I cut myself accidentally thrice in one week. Hooray! Also, my new mates from the workplace are jokers and have a life. My kind of people! Lots of them are from other countries though, but that's unimportant. These three guys are the most epic in the kitchen. They are Ah Wang, Li Hui and Ah Xiong. Now you think Li Hui's a gal but he's actually a guy. He's the most joker of them all too. He could always pinch a tempura and no one would ever notice. Now that's just pro. He also likes to make fun of Ah Wang. Typical day would day would go: (Translated from Mandarin) Ah Wang: " Hey people! I got a new haircut!" Ah Xiong: "Not bad!" Li Hui: " No use if you got nice hair, your face is still buang!" Well that was kinda bastard, but it was a joke and we all knew it. Happy days. |
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