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And now the epic tale of Professor Zafir and Dr Teo continues...

We had been in the cave for several hours, decoding the ancient language with formulas that we derived from the symbols. Before long, it was clear to us that these beings who made these 'untidy scrawls', possessed incredible intellect. They had discovered a specific venue near the woods, which actually allowed Time Travel.

With some help from the residents nearby, we had no trouble finding that magic spot. The people described everything turning blue and experiencing nausea while looking at a direction. It was probably the effects of blue-shift and strain of an extra-dimensional field. And that was when Professor Zafir said, "Let's go get our gear."

Within minutes, we grabbed all our essentials. I hugged my pack of koko krunch tight. Professor Zafir and I weren't certain that we would make it through, there were too many things to factor into the calculations to gauge the energy output, FTL travel, relavity, gravitational time dilation, at the speed and distance maybe even the coriolis effect... the list goes on.

We weren't ready.

Looking at Professor Zafir's expression, I told him assuringly, "Sometimes in life, we just gotta say... f**k it. Ain't the first time anyway." Two men, walked side by side, into infinity, and beyond.

Wanna see more of this? Well, come back soon to learn of our daring tale into the unknown, where no man has treaded on before. Take that, Hercules.

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Infinite discovery.

The mother of all findings, landed on the laps of two people, Professor Zafir and Dr Teo.

As you may know, we were on an expedition to recover lost cultures and languages, and we had began on Mount Fuji. Skipping the tourist shops to the road less traveled, Professor Zafir chanced upon a cave. It looked like it inhabited intelligent beings, for the walls were symbols, scrawled with sharp tools. Professor Zafir and I also found out that the language's name is "Giiburoishu". But whatever made these unkempt hieroglyphs seem to be long gone. We had the cave all to ourselves for as long as our meager budget allowed.

*check Professor Zafir's blog for word definitions* (He's linked)

The language, when pronounced, seemed to have a European influence. Professor Zafir was nice enough to triangulate a search area, near Bavaria, Germany. After a few days of searching, our efforts paid off when there were symbols that pinpoint the loc of a gigantic cave. Inside were the symbols, in the same language we recovered in Japan, albeit a little...different in terms of accent.
It must have been an older version of "Giiburoishu".

Impress your peers with this new language! But for vocaburlary and definitions, please head to Professor Zafir's blog. Don't miss the next episode of our exhilarating adventure!

Jizz... in my pants

OK I'm back... Haven't been typing for some time.
So while you're looking here, you may as well be checking out the new single by "The Lonely Island", titled "Jizz In My Pants". The album is named "Incredibad".

Either the duo were trying to trump "Superbad", or they just had an all-time low for a self-esteem level.

So... if you are interested in "jizzing in your pants", here are some tips to guide you along.

1. Stop all activity immediately, in an exaggerated, sudden fashion.
2. Screw up your face. ( Try to smile and frown at the same time for this one.)
3. Allow your hand to reach slowly for your crotch, while maintaining the
aforementioned expression.
4. Enjoy the public's shocked stares.

Cannot eat

Today's lesson: What is on the floor, whether or not looks edible, is actually not edible. Any attempt to consume it will result in highly unfavourable sensations in the stomach.

And this afternoon I saw what looks like a potato chip lying on the floor. And then I was like "And I'll take a MYSTERY FOOD-X!" Been feeling like shit ever since. Sad face. No, make that regret face.

Motivation

Motivational posters. I look at them in times of stress.

Demotivational posters. I just laugh so damn hard!

I discovered a website which allows you to make these little posters, just like the ones you see on sale in Watsons. Only now, you can add your own picture and captions.

Here are a few examples:

Winning Eleven 5. Possibly the best japanese soccer game in the world.

The classic moments it brings back are not only priceless, but also "damn joker one man".

"As Rooney primes his leg, his muscles trembled with excitement. The shot had to count, the calculations were done in his head ages ago. His foot touched--- and struck the ball with a mighty kick." And here's where it gets good. "SHUUUUUUUUUTTTTOOOO!!!!!!!!!" shouts the japanese commentator.

Now that's pure asian soccer goodness you don't find in the english EPL you watch late at night(or rather, morning).

One night( or should I say morning), I was bored out of my skull. Just then Zafir proposed to play the 'sad game'. It goes like this: In MSN, you press the 'a', 's' and 'd' keys at the same time and press enter, and repeat it at breakneck speed.

It went:

Zafir-sama says (12:22 AM):
i start?
sda
sd
dsa
dsa
das
das
das
das
dsa
ads
das
ads
das
das
das
das
das
das
das
das
das
das
sad
das
sad
holy shit
Ah Teo says (12:22 AM):
1
Zafir-sama says (12:22 AM):
whats up with the das-es?
2 mann
Ah Teo says (12:22 AM):
ok math fail


And then it was my turn.

Ah Teo says (12:24 AM):
ok done
i go nao
dsa
dsa
dsa
dsa
sad
sad
sad
sad
sad
sda
sad
sad
sad
sad
sad
sda
sad
sad
sad
sad
sad
Zafir-sama says (12:24 AM):
shit
Ah Teo says (12:24 AM):
omg
Zafir-sama says (12:24 AM):
thats like sad streak mann
Ah Teo says (12:24 AM):
sad spree
c-c-c-c-c-combo BREAKER
Zafir-sama says (12:24 AM):
holy shit

And here is Daryl's attempt.

[c=9][b][[/b] [c=14][c=4]ツ[/c]αяyl[/c] [c=4][/c][b]][/b] mint[/c] says (12:39 AM):
ag
yagy
ag
y
gay
a
y
agy
agy
agy
a
gy
at
g
yg
ag
gy
yga

Can we file Daryl's attempt under "Epic Fail"?