Failing-To-Win

OK I'm back... Haven't been typing for some time.
So while you're looking here, you may as well be checking out the new single by "The Lonely Island", titled "Jizz In My Pants". The album is named "Incredibad".

Either the duo were trying to trump "Superbad", or they just had an all-time low for a self-esteem level.

So... if you are interested in "jizzing in your pants", here are some tips to guide you along.

1. Stop all activity immediately, in an exaggerated, sudden fashion.
2. Screw up your face. ( Try to smile and frown at the same time for this one.)
3. Allow your hand to reach slowly for your crotch, while maintaining the
aforementioned expression.
4. Enjoy the public's shocked stares.