Failing-To-Win

Feelin' bossy? Wanna be the boss but just couldn't?

LET THE LONELY ISLAND SHOW YOU HOW!

In The Lonely Island's 4th single, "Like a boss", Andy Samberg demonstrates his ability as an office superior. However, attempting some of these little stunts can lead to dire consequences, therefore it is strongly unadviced. The Music Video also shows how not to speak in a job interview/ performance review.

Video's link on youtube, in HD: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c

Some things Andy Samberg claimed to have accomplished as "The Boss" in an average day:

1. Had his own washroom.
2. Promoted Synergy.
3. Called the sex line, cry deeply and demanded a refund.
4. Hit on Debra, got rejected, then shat and puked on her desk.
5. Put a gun in his mouth, and "pussied out".
6. Jump out a window.
7. Suck a random person's d**k.
8. Stole cocaine.
9. Sucked his own d**k, and proceeded to eat chicken strips.
10. Chopped his balls off with a fire axe.
11. Meet a giant fish in a sewer, and proceeeded to "f**k its brains out".
12. Turned into a jet, bombed the Russians, and then crashed into the sun.
13. Died.

Performance Reviewer: Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
Andy Samberg: No doubt.
Performance Reviewer: You chop your balls off and die?
Abdy Samberg: Hell yeah.

Now you know just how badass Andy Samberg is.